Stone cold killer
Last night I killed one of God's creatures. I was running through my home, with Mrs. LaBlog giving chase, and stepped on something that felt like a rubber band. I picked it up as if it were a rubber band and threw it down in horror upon realizing that it was, in fact, a gecko. An innocent albino gecko. Sometimes it's hard to live with myself.
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You're going to hell. It's just that simple. Unless it was the Geico gecko, in that case you will be lauded by all the world.
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