Monday, May 12, 2008

Cleavage and the Apocalypse

I went to a meeting today in which I learned two things. One, pandemic flu is coming and we're all going to die, or at least many of us will die. Two, in this post-apocalyptic world cleavage will not be permitted. I think this is what the point of the meeting was. We talked about pandemic flu preparedness for a while and then we shifted to discussing why cleavage is not acceptable in the office, particularly if your bosoms are tattooed.

Also today, my Ancora Coffee arrived. We got the Ancora d'Oro, Organic Celebes, and Ancora Black and Tan Blend. I am thrilled to have this. The box in which it arrived exclaimed, "Your Fresh Ancora Coffee Is Here!"

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