Fucking Fuckers who are quite disagreeable to me

How often does a man's favorite band in the entire world come to Madison, WI for the release of their new album only to play a stupid radio contest winners only show at the crappiest venue in the town? Apparently it happens next weekend. I think that I might cry if I don't get to see Spoon in Madison. I think I'm crying right now. At least, there is some salty discharge leaving my eyes. I presume it's tears.