Alabama says to Ride the Train

In less than an hour I will set off on my second cross-country train trip of the summer. Mrs. LaBlog will be with me this time, so I'm trading some of the awesome lounging ability for the company of a good woman. It seems like a good trade. We'll be in this tiny, off-the-map, town called San Antonio. They've got these little missions that nobody has ever heard of. We're going to a wedding. We'll be at the country club for that. Did I mention that her friend is marrying an Aggie?