the Kinks - Face to Face

I saw the most amazing woman today. I'm considering leaving Meredith for her. She was wandering around downtown with her cell phone wedged between her cheek and shoulder. She had to speak loudly so as to be heard with great distance between her mouth and the phone. She also had to be heard over her cheetos. You see, she was holding the bag of cheetos with one hand and then digging through it with her other hand. In the cheeto grabbing hand was a lit cigarette. It was almost hypnotic the way she would chew, talk, and smoke, all at the same time. She did it with grace. Well, she didn't it with grace except when she dropped her cigarette into a puddle on the sidewalk. That couldn't slow her down though. She just picked that cigarette up and resumed right where she had left off. The last I saw her, she was wandering aimlessly down the street in the middle of the lane. She dared those cars to hit her, but she knew they wouldn't. I'll miss you cheetos-phone girl.